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Lohans Bury Hatchet With Family Funeral
Despite a brief, and quite public, war of words, it seems that all is once again well in the Lohan household. Or at least on its way to being so.
Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, told E! News he is set to call truce and reunite with his famous daughter and the rest of his offspring at a burial for his father, Richard, who passed away in New York last Thursday after a battle with cancer.
While devastating, the elder Lohan said the passing of his 73-year-old father has brought his family closer together, and while Lindsay was not present for her grandpa's funeral, she will be present for the final service.
"She is going to be at the burial," Lohan told E! News. "All my kids will be there."
And it's not just with his daughter that Lohan has laid down his verbal swords.
Rate-a-Trailer: Lohan vs. Dog Farts in Labor Pains
Finally! It's here! The trailer for the anti-Juno, the single-chick pregnancy flick that won't be funny, won't win Oscars and stars Lindsay Lohan! They're calling it Labor Pains because, like, Lohan fakes a bump to keep a job (get it?). Which, you know what, isn't a bad idea, actually.
Anyway, looks like a movie Lindsay Lohan would make, which means it looks like a movie we wouldn't see. What stumps us is what actual funny people Chris Parnell and Cheryl Hines are doing here. But what do you think: Is Lindsay back in form, or does this thing smell like wet dog fart already? Sound off in the comments.
Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Sarah Palin's Daughter's Baby Drama
When SamRo's away, LiLo will blog. Last night, Lindsay Lohan took to her blog for help locating Dixie cups of marble ice cream before Samantha Ronson returned home and then finished up the entry by dedicating a song to her girl with the lyric “I've been saved by a woman." Yeah, pretty typical stuff.
So that's why we were caught off guard when Linds offered up a particularly fair and balanced political entry this morning. The topic at hand: Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin and all that baby drama surrounding her 17-year-old daughter.
Lindsay writes: “I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.”
She continues:
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Lindsay Loses Grandfather, Calls for Family Peace
Lindsay Lohan is hoping a tragedy will bring her family together.
Richard Lohan, Lindsay's paternal grandfather, died Thursday after a battle with colon cancer, which, according to Michael Lohan, has prompted a truce in the battle between father and daughter that escalated this week.
"I was holding him, laying in bed with him, when he died," Michael Lohan tells E! News.
"Lindsay did reach out to me. She sent me a message this morning. She said, 'Now papa has found peace and maybe we can find peace in our lives, too.' "
Now It's Michael Lohan's Turn to Respond
After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson blogged out their Michael Lohan frustrations on MySpace, we knew it was only a matter of hours until M.Lo came up with some kind of response. He tells ABCNews.com:
"Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins...She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?
LiLo and SamRo Call Out Michael Lohan
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took a break from all the fun they've been having lately to address comments Michael Lohan made in an E! News report about Sam planning to pen a tell-all book.
Earlier this week, he told us: Sam’s “using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ.”
Not cool, Mike, according to Linds' blog: “He has become a public embaressment (sic) and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).” His motivations are pretty obvi to her. It's all because of “an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME.”
Poor Linds was so upset she was even listening to her daddy-issues anthem “Confessions of a Broken Heart," according to her MySpace profile. Probably on full blast while destroying an innocent room.
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Wanted: Female Celebrity to Kiss Katy Perry!
Madonna and Britney Spears did the girl-on-girl thing at MTV's Video Music Awards years ago, but can you ever really get enough celebrity same-sex smooching?
Katy Perry is apparently working on finding a female celeb to kiss during this year's live telecast of the awards show on Sept. 7.
Who does MTV want to match her up with? Read on to find out...
Samantha Ronson: Author?
Is Lindsay Lohan's closest companion about to pen a tell-all tome?
"Well, she's certainly telling friends she's planning to write a book," said a source close to club DJ and Lohan pal Samantha Ronson. "It's supposed to be about her, allegedly. But come on, you know Lindsay will be all over that book. She's the only one people want to read about."
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Lindsay's Getting a Stepmom!
There's about to be a new woman in Lindsay Lohan's life.
Doing his part to keep the family name in the headlines, Michael Lohan has confirmed to E! News that he popped the question to longtime girlfriend Erin Muller.
"We picked out a ring, but it's not official," the 48-year-old Lohan patriarch said. But although Muller, 24, has accepted his proposal, and he's not exactly keeping the nuptial news under wraps, he says he's holding off on officially announcing the engagement until "some family issues are resolved."
Which begs the question: If confirming to a major media outlet doesn't constitute an official announcement, what does?
Lindsay Lohan: Why Is This Woman Smiling?
Lindsay Lohan either finds Samantha Ronson exceedingly funny or thinks it’s hysterical that we care so much about their relationship.
Because no matter how late the hour or how random the moment, LiLo has been all giggles this summer, laughing it up with Sam from Hollywood to Cannes to New York and back again.
Maybe they’re just enjoying each other’s company so much that they can’t stop smiling. Maybe they’re winking over a giant inside joke. Either way, after her various run-ins with rehab, it’s nice to see Linds finally having a ga...um, happy ol’ time. Check out their miles of smiles in our exclusive photo gallery.
Lindsay's Converting. Oy Vey
It's no shtick—Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism.
And apparently, her family is taking the news very well.
"As long as she believes in God," says her father, Michael Lohan, a self-proclaimed born-again Christian who raised Lindsay in the Catholic faith.
Lindsay told family and friends she decided to convert after learning about the Jewish religion from her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Sam's family is Jewish and is said to be supportive of Lindsay's move.
Still, Lindsay's father is skeptical Linds will stick with it.
"She's exploring right now," he says. "She's explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it's just another phase. But either way, she's involving God in her life, and I'm happy about that."
L'Chaim!
Lindsay Not Down With Coverage of Ali's Upper Body
With Samantha Ronson out of town, Lindsay Lohan apparently had some time to kill. So, she decided to speak up on behalf of her little sis.
Knowing what it's like to have her physique analyzed from every angle (hey, some of that was her fault!), the 22-year-old actress has come down on speculation that her 14-year-old sister, Ali, is sporting surgically enhanced curves.
Wrote Lohan on her MySpace Celebrity blog:
"i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here's the visual...two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...one of them being, 'Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?' WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



















