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Reality TV dingbat and self-proclaimed nonvoter Brooke Hogan is sort of like the Matthew McConaughey of Miami beaches.

Granted, the things that come out of her mouth aren't quite as entertaining as Matty's maxims. (Remember how he described birth as getting "tribal on it"? Classic.)

However, we're just as likely to find Brooke showing off the girls in Miami as we are to run into a topless Matthew surfing in Malibu.

So who else have we run into without many clothes on? Check 'em out in our Summer Skin gallery.

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As you may have noticed, our collection of semiclothed celebrities is entirely made up of pretty people frolicking on beaches. Most of us who look at these pictures are not frolicking on beaches, so it can be a bit of a downer.

That's why today we bring you a nearly naked star who is working out and sweating. See, it feels a little better to look at a celebrity like Ryan Phillippe actually earning his topless-ness and doing something, right?

But if you prefer the pretty beach people, we still have them in our Summer Skin gallery. Enjoy!

Cindy Crawford may technically be a former supermodel, but from where we're sitting (and believe us, we'd like to be a lot closer), this 42-year-old mother of two looks like she could easily strut circles around catwalkers half her age.

Glistening in the St. Tropez sun, Cindy showed off her killer curves Monday while hanging out on a yacht with hubby Rande Gerber and, oh yeah, their pal George Clooney.

Must be nice.

Check out more famous faces showing a lot more than just their faces in our Summer Skin gallery.

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Notoriously reclusive actor-turned-activist Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted this past weekend aboard a yacht in Ibiza, the hottest celebrity summering spot besides St. Tropez and that château where the Brangelina gang is holed up.

While Leo usually shuns the paparazzi, this time he decided to let them take as many pictures as they wanted in order to remind the Batman-crazed public that he is indeed king of the world and there’s nothing any dark knight can do to take that box office honor away from him. So thanks to everyone who stayed in this weekend to watch Titanic on TNT rather than give The Dark Knight even more money.

To see more celebs enjoying the summertime with barely any clothes on, be sure to check out Summer Skin gallery.

That Naomi Campbell, she's a feisty one. She's proven on many occasions just how violent her temper is, so it's nice to see the softer side of the supermodel.

By softer side, we mean gnawing the lip off her billionaire boyfriend Vladislav Doronin, aka Moscow’s Donald Trump.

The rich and fabulous couple took a romantic cruise in Saint-Tropez aboard his luxury yacht Lady in Blue. (Does that sentence make anyone else insanely jealous?)

For more celebrities hanging out in exotic, fun locales with almost nothing on, check out our Summer Skin gallery.

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That awful cellulite incident that went down this past May must have really affected Mischa Barton—this is about as close as we can get to seeing her nearly naked.

That's cool, we feel her, but why does she have to cover her thighs with such hideous shorts?

Or maybe the DUI-regretting actress was having second thoughts about the crochet monokini she wore Wednesday in Malibu while kissing and rubbing sun tan lotion on her boyfriend, Taylor Locke.

Of course, she's not the only celeb taking it off this summer, for more check out our Summer Skin gallery.