Speidi: Caption This or Bust!
Yes, the world's biggest boobs, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are notorious for using every waking moment of their overly exposed lives as constant photo ops.
But for the first time since these melonheads became a part of our existence, we might actually be the better for it, because this picture is just too much fun.
Rather than ruin it for the rest of you by creating a caption ourselves for this bosom-buddies shot, we're turning it over to you.
So comment away, give us your best headline, and thanks in advance for the mammaries, er, memories.
Fall Out Boy Falls on DNC Convention
As thousands of Barack Obama supporters—not to mention quite a few loyal Hillary Clinton fans—converged on the Pepsi Center in Denver Monday for day one of the Democratic National Convention, Fall Out Boy found themselves in the Mile-High City as well.
The emo darlings not only headlined the Rock the Vote Ballot Bash but also made the announcement that their new album, Folie à Deux, will be released, appropriately enough, Nov. 4.
See which other celebs have made the trip thus far in our DNC Convention Goes Hollywood gallery. Then check back tomorrow as Ben Affleck kicks off a round of engagements in Colorado's capital.
Brad and the Boys Venture to Venice
Let's face it. When you're Brad Pitt's sons, a simple trip to Chuck E. Cheese just ain't gonna cut it anymore.
So it's no surprise that the famous dad decided to bring Maddox and Pax to the 65th Annual Venice Film Festival, which opens Wednesday with the premiere of Brad's new comedy, Burn After Reading.
But somebody really needs to get Maddox a pair of shades ASAP—his squinting is hurting even our eyes.
Marcia Finds a Way to Uncross Her Legs
It seems desperate times called for desperate measures for Desperate Housewives' Marcia Cross.
While it remains unclear why the actress and mother of twins was forced to use a Malibu men's room facility this weekend, we're just glad to see she chose to cover up her tootsies before entering.
Because we definitely don't need a repeat of this memorable occasion. Ever.
Sightings: Messing, Paltrow and DiCaprio
MODERN WOMAN: Debra Messing, carrying a Modern Leo doctor bag by Donna Karan while running errands in Beverly Hills, including getting her hair done for her birthday party later that night.
ON THE RADIO: Ryan Phillippe and girlfriend Abbie Cornish hitting the Radiohead concert at the Hollywood Bowl, as did Christina Aguilera, Josh Brolin and Diane Lane.
DATE NIGHT: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, having dinner at the Palm in East Hampton, New York.
Sightings: Dempsey, Alba and Silverman
MCSWEATY: Patrick Dempsey, out and about after a workout at the Easton gym in Los Angeles.
BOTTLED UP: Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick, checking out the new Coca-Cola aluminum bottles at a party at the Soho Grand Hotel in NYC.
LET'S MAKE A MEAL: Jessica Alba, with baby daughter Honor Marie, having lunch at the Kokomo Cafe in L.A.
My Fair Gossip Ladies
Only 10 days left until the premiere of Gossip Girl, and we’re already starting to feel all anxious and giddy from the awesome promos and catfight paparazzi shots surfacing.
And now there’s this shot of frenemies Serena (Blake Lively) and Blair (Leighton Meester) in My Fair Lady gear.
Our theory: The Audrey Hepburn musical will replace Breakfast at Tiffany's in Blair's dreams of insecurity where Serena gets all the attention while B just gets sad. It's the only time we ever see our Queen B weak. So tragic...
Whatever the motivation is, we can't wait to see Blair get all Cockney on the Upper East Side!
For more sneak peeks of the best show ever, head on over to Watch With Kristin.
Sightings: Crawford, Brinkley and Cheadle
COLLEGE BOYS: Chace Crawford and Penn Badgley, shooting scenes for Gossip Girl at Columbia University in New York City.
MODEL MOM: Christie Brinkley and her three kids, having dinner at Tutto Il Giorno in Sag Harbor, New York.
Ellen & Portia: Lunch, Yes. Honeymoon, No
The honeymoon is over. Well, sort of.
Just two days after tying the knot, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi took a leisurely postwedding stroll in West Hollywood Monday afternoon as they headed to Real Food Daily for lunch.
"This is it," Ellen revealed, when asked where the newlyweds would be going for their honeymoon. "I have to go back to work."
The talk-show host kept mum about the couple's nuptials, but she did tell photographers that "it feels great to be married."
Sightings: Victoria, Rosie and Leo
FRIENDLY SKIES: Victoria Beckham, making her way through LAX with the kids and soccer star hubby David Beckham.
LOVE HUNGRY: Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty, having dinner at Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles.
GREEN DAZE: Shannen Doherty, making a late-night stop at Hollywood hot spot Green Door for cocktails with friends.
Nearly Naked Celeb of the Day: Charlize Theron
Now that Michael Phelps is done kicking the crap out of everybody who steps foot in the pool, we find ourselves focusing on the 2012 Olympics in London. (Yeah, yeah, we know, the ones in Beijing are still going on, but really, what else is there to watch at this point?)
We got to thinking, after seeing Charlize Theron so gracefully carrying a boogie board through the Malibu surf this weekend, that this would make for a great Olympic event. No, not actual boogie boarding. Just the simple act of holding the board up while wading through the water in a string bikini.
Silly? Perhaps. But it would beat the hell out of watching speed walking again.
Check out the other celebs we'd be happy to see compete in our newly proposed Olympic event in our Summer Skin gallery.
Madonna Five-0
From Material Girl to Dita to Her Madgesty and every different persona in between, Madonna has had more nicknames than most artists have had albums.
But as we reflect back on her still buzzing career, the icon simply looks fab here, reflected in the top of her limo as she and hubby Guy Ritchie leave her B-day party at Volstead Club in London. Rock on, birthday girl!
Which gets us to thinking, who else is Fabulous at 50? Check out our gallery of high-mileage hotties here.

















